JAYDE'S RULES & TERMS OF SERVICE

I'm a laid back, reasonable person but like anyone I have a "terms of service". What I mean by that, is my rules of engagement. What is on & what is not. If you'd like a pleasant experience with me, I would appreciate if my rules were adhered to as they aren't unreasonable.

Outcalls require 1 Hour notice. I need appropriate notice for cancellation of Outcalls -depending on the distance I tell you, that I'm driving at the time

1. Greek: is available at my discretion, I can only accommodate reasonable sizes. If you are too big, I may not be able to offer Greek to you. I find that most men know how big they are from past experience, so if you think you are too big, then expect that I may not be able to do this with you. I don't offer refunds for failed tries or if you get hard and shock me with a sudden growth spurt if you know what I mean lol.

2. Photographing Me: Guys, thankyou for the offer, but I have on hand a few people I trust to do my photography and I don't need a new photographer. I also won't allow, for any money in the world, for you to photograph me in a booking. Please don't ask for this, it will offend me if you do ask.

3. Oral Hygiene & Rimming: If you want me to perform certain oral practices on you, then I'd appreciate good hygiene on your part, as you would on mine. I love kissing, but if you have a cold sore, I won't be able to kiss you. I health check my clients visually when we're in the bedroom and as I'm not a doctor, if I'm unsure of something, then it's at my discretion.

If I need to refuse service because I think there is something very, visibly wrong with you (i.e. warts etc) I will refund part or all of the money. If I think you honestly didn't know, you'll get a full refund, but if it's dead obvious and you were trying it on and risking my safety as well as wasting my time - I will ask for a cancellation fee and refund the rest. Some things are obvious and some guys just know whereas others genuinely didn't.

I may not be a doctor, but warts and open sores and puss & stuff are really hard to miss, know what I mean? With Rimming, if you want this, you need to make sure you clean well behind you, and I will perform this with a condom over my tongue.

3. I am NOT "A Party Chick" - I.e., I don't do drugs, and I sincerely dislike people who do drugs before or during a booking. If you are intoxicated (i.e. beyond tipsy on drink) or off your head on substances, I'll ask you to leave.

4. Private Numbers -BUG- me... Why? because I find them disrespectful. I'm not stupid, I have good hooker-dar i.e., 9/10 times I can read someone's intention over the phone - if you're genuine or not. I admit, sometimes, private numbers can be from guys who honestly don't know it's on private, and I give them a chance to change that by either texting me or ringing me back. However. I know that most guys do this on purpose for anonymity, and a lot of time, use it to hide behind and fuck escorts about. Unfortunately, I don't have time to play nice chick to people who can't afford me the respect of showing their number, which, I would never use unless we had an arranged booking. I value your privacy but for my security, you should respect my rules.

6. TIME WASTERS & NO SHOWS; These men are a big part of the industry. It doesn't take much to phone or txt me or email me and cancel a booking (min 10minutes before scheduled booking - after it doesn't count as much) , I'll actually think more of you for it. However if you fuck me around, if you fuck with me in text, if you're rude, explicit ETC, then as I am a forgiving person, I may just give you one more chance, but if you're over the top and fuck me over, I won't give you another chance, and if it's your second offence, I will blacklist you on the appropriate databases so that nobody else has to fall for it in future.

NOTE: By Arranging an appointment with me, you are agreeing to my Terms & Conditions. At the time of all bookings, clients are made aware of the existence of my website. It is their responsibility to make sure they understand my terms and conditions and to abide by them. By breaking my Terms & Conditions, they admit liability to any action taken from then after. It is your responsibility to make sure, that you want to see me & That I do what you want out of a session with me.

I am upfront, honest and public with what I do, and show true to form photographs of myself, I am not responsible for your change of mind once you get here or during the booking if you expect more from me than you know that I am willing.

6. "CANCELLATION POLICY"; I always understand if something comes up. If you've made a booking, you can cancel with appropriate notice and I will understand. If you're running late, that's fine, txt me or give me a call. I won't automatically assume you're messing me around or anything like that, I give it about an hour or two before I assume that.  Please be aware, that I am travelling to you and sometimes that may be a great distance. To cancel halfway through my trip to you, is very disrespectful and is not appropriate. I will inform you of how long it will take to get to you and when I am leaving, so you will be well aware of all times and details.

However, if you don't cancel and just "No Show" or if you turn up and "Walk Out" i.e. become a Walker with no legit excuse (keep in mind, you've seen my photos, they're all genuine, my adverts are genuine, so there shouldn't be disappointed on false advertisement, therefore, be sure you want to see me before turning up.) then I charge a $100 cancellation fee for Outcalls and will do whatever it takes under the law, as a registered NSW Business to enforce my legal right to a cancellation fee for time wasted. This includes contacting my Lawyer from a large well known legal firm in Sydney. I don't appreciate my time being wasted, and any traddie would understand this. If you are a genuinely nice person, you wouldn't do something nasty like wasting a ladies time anyway.

7. NO NATURAL SEX!I don't offer natural sex or natural anal. If you ask me for this, I will be very offended. I wouldn't consider this for all the money in the world. I don't gamble with my health and it's also the one intimate act I can keep for my personal life, so it's a definite no go.

8. NO SICK SHIT! Ok guys be reasonable. Yes I'm kinky, but the requests that I've had over the years sometimes go over the top. I don't fuck dogs, I won't indulge your hardcore porn fantasies of gagging or vomiting, I'd rather not have you shit on me, and although I don't mind Golden showers on myself (extra & cums with rules) I just can't bring myself to pee on someone - performance anxiety lol. I won't do something illegal like fuck in public, nor will I act under 18 for you. I do allow schoolgirl fantasies - but the 18+ kind, no younger.